Well guys, it looks like I'm off to the psyche ward. I'm pretty fucked up. Check it out:

Paranoid:High
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:High
Narcissistic:High
Avoidant:High
Dependent:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

Here's the link I collected this data from.
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The confusing thing is, when I read what each disorder refers to, it seems like I answered the questions relating to it in the opposite manner. Hmm.... Maybe the test thinks I'm lying to it? We'll see. Some of the questions are sort of unscientific anyway. For example, Do you tend to lie a lot? Hell yeah to some people. Not at all to most people. Another example, Do you ever steal things from stores or people's houses? EVER. There's a shitty word for a question. Basically, If I've done it ONCE, even for a decent reason, I have to answer yes.
This one time I went to Jamie's house. Just to be playful/an annoyance, I stole a lighter from him. It was broken and out of fluid anyway. Plus, in the type of relationship Jamie and I have, that's just the shit we do to each other. We love to aggrevate one another. Aww, I miss Jamie.
I'm going to try to call him now.